On Why Tourists and Residents Alike Only go to Park Point, MN:

I can't believe they were able to crop out Central Hillside?  If there's one thing I know about Germans/Scandinavians/Dutch/Danes, they like their shit clean and perfect.  Must've been an engineer's nightmare to photoshop this video.  It's stunning to me, proud resident of Lakeside, how non existent every single beach north of Lake Aire bottle shop is to residents and tourists alike.  It's like these places north of town don't even exist. When I was in Sweden, lost on some island I couldn't pronounce, I couldn't believe how much like Park Point it looked.  Here I went half way around the god damned world to Valhalla. Was like I never even left Minnesota. 

One time, I tried to explain to a nice German lady how back in the states, we have these people who may sometimes try to fornicate a dead deer, and how these recreations may often occur more in our neighboring state, but that it's not impossible for a Norwegian bachelor in the privacy of his lonely stretch of MN highway to try this too.  She told me that in Germany, it's the Bavarians.  I nodded understandingly.