HAHAHAHA!!  I must be the only one but I did giggle out loud.  I spent 8 years working on the point and never failed that whenever I absolutely HAD to be somewhere after work (second job, third job, Dr appt, help a friend in need etc) I ALWAYS got bridged on my way off.  But on the days when I had no where to be after work or actually wished to be bridged to "miss" something I didn't want to do, there was not a boat in sight.