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Share a joke for a chance to win Duluth Comedy Fest tickets

Duluth’s biggest weekend of comedy since the freighter Socrates ran aground at Park Point is coming up Feb. 15 and 16. Tig Notaro, Brian Posehn, Gary Gulman and Alex Edelman are all performing at the NorShor Theatre as part of Duluth Comedy Fest.

Perfect Duluth Day is giving away a pair of two-day passes — $158 value — to a randomly selected person who comments on this post. Make it interesting and share a joke.

To clarify: The tickets will not be awarded based on the quality of jokes shared in the comments. There will be a random drawing of names from the comments. You can win just as easily with a lousy joke as a good one.

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14 Comments

Steph

about 3 months ago

The most hilarious joke of my childhood, such that I couldn't get it out because I'd be laughing too hard every time:

"Q: What do you get when you squeeze curtains?"
"A: Drape juice."

There's no accounting for children's senses of humor.

Katie Cook

about 3 months ago

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One’s really heavy and the other’s a little lighter!

tadulous

about 3 months ago

Siri kept calling me Shirley this morning and frankly, I was getting really annoyed, but I realized I had my phone on Airplane mode.

Jonathan McDowell

about 3 months ago

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

Andrew Poncey Hilfers

about 3 months ago

Just spent $300 on a limousine and discovered that the fee doesn't include a driver!
Can't believe I've spent all that money and I have nothing to chauffeur it.

Ramos

about 3 months ago

Did you know that I can cut down a tree just by looking at it?

I saw it with my own eyes.

Michelle Pierson

about 3 months ago

Q: Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
A:  She just needed a little space. 

Ha! 

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
A: Where's my tractor?

Ha! Ha!

Oh, I could do this all night. But I'll spare ya...oh, there's a bowling joke in here somewhere!

hadsmama

about 3 months ago

Q: What did the buffalo say the day his son left for college?

A: Bison

Shane Bauer

about 3 months ago

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

Elephino.

jodie316

about 3 months ago

What do you get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids!

Paul Lundgren

about 3 months ago

We have drawn the winner and it is Tadulous! 

Check your email, Tad.

Bob L

about 3 months ago

1) It was so cold in Duluth . . 
We had to stop eating with metal cutlery. Some people walked around for days with spoons or forks stuck to their tongues!

Natalie Lehto

about 2 months ago

Why do teens always travel in groups of 3, 5, 7?
Because they can't even.

EmilyKate

about 2 months ago

This is my toddler’s favorite joke:
Q: what do you call a train that sneezes?
A: Ah-Choo-Choo Train!

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