Well, if you guys can afford television commercials, then certainly you can afford/should bid on and purchase/ this beautiful building for your PDD–East headquarters. You could build secret tunnels to all the brewpubs. The building/tunnels would also come in handy if the Duluth Zombie Apolcalypse becomes an ongoing concern, as it was last year. And you never know when the DPD–LPOE-Crime-Fighting-Strategy is going to branch citywide, so….
Well, if you guys can afford television commercials, then certainly you can afford/should bid on and purchase/ this beautiful building for your PDD–East headquarters. You could build secret tunnels to all the brewpubs. The building/tunnels would also come in handy if the Duluth Zombie Apolcalypse becomes an ongoing concern, as it was last year. And you never know when the DPD–LPOE-Crime-Fighting-Strategy is going to branch citywide, so….
PDD is already committed to too much downtown real estate with our new headquarters set for construction. Remember?
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All those rumors about Maurices are totally unfounded.
Oh yes! With the King Kong/Fay Wray statue set to hang off the side of the building! How could I have forgotten that!
That will be so great.
I have two great ideas for this building.
1. The NEW Last Place on Earth branch (more convenient to the public toilets, plus new soft grass to pass out/puke in).
2. I could buy it, move into it, surround it with razor wire, and spend the rest of my days lobbing obscenities at tourists.
The problem with option two is that I could actually become a tourist attraction and die from irony.
Oh, well. I don’t have that kind of cash anyway.
And the winners of the Endion Station bidding are … Tim Nelson and Rod Raymond. They had the top bid of $300,000. Congratulations, guys.
Congratulations, Rod and Tim.
Please this time can it be something other than pub food?