Minnesota Republicans love Santorum

Paul Lundgren Feb 07, 2012 26 Comments

Considering the definition of “santorum,” there are a lot of opportunities for headline writers tonight. Your suggestions are welcome in the comments.

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26 Comments

annklefstad

about 11 years ago 

Well, since I read Dan Savage's brilliant take on the Moralist Crusader, I can't think of him any other way. I have since heard that people have sympathized with him on his bad luck at having as a last name which is also the canonical term for the frothy residue of enthusiastic anal intercourse. It's lovely that Savage's locution has been around long enough to be the last word on Rick.

annklefstad

about 11 years ago 

Headlines? "Rick Santorum offers 'open door' to Republicans"

Paul Lundgren

about 11 years ago 

"Santorum tops caucus return."

(You have to read that one out loud for it to work properly.)

Hey, to be fair, the other candidates seem to have sexual innuendo attached to their names in the headlines.

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Nathaniel

about 11 years ago 

Any news about the CD8 caucuses?

edgeways

about 11 years ago 

Santorum Surges in the End for Minnesota

edgeways

about 11 years ago 

Ok.. I stole this from elsewhere:

Obama wants astronauts on an asteroid.

Gingrich wants a state on the moon.

If Santorum runs, the best we can hope for is a little mopping up on Uranus.

Bret

about 11 years ago 

Santorum now in a three way with Romney and Gingrich.

Paul Lundgren

about 11 years ago 

You forgot to mention the third person in the three-way, Bret.

By the way, even the Duluth News Tribune is getting in on the fun.

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Yuck. How do we swoop it out?

Claire

about 11 years ago 

Santorum Comes From Behind for the Win!

Bahahaha!

Terry G.

about 11 years ago 

Romney votes dribble in next to Santorum's flood.

Ramos

about 11 years ago 

Here is a recent Dan Savage piece explaining the genesis of "santorum."

Funkenschutz

about 11 years ago 

Caucus Fracas Ends with Santorum on Top of the Polls.

Rougement

about 11 years ago 

This all goes to show that once you've got santorum on the ballot paper, it's very hard to ignore.

adam

about 11 years ago 

Gonna need a towel.

Touchdown

about 11 years ago 

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DaVe

about 11 years ago 

I'll bet Santorum wishes he could deep-six the wise-cracks.

in.dog.neato

about 11 years ago 

Just a towel? How about a shop vac?

lojasmo

about 11 years ago 

Santorum comes from behind to cream Romney.

in.dog.neato

about 11 years ago 

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spy1

about 11 years ago 

Yes, this headline is real in Georgia, at least online:

Santorum blasts Obama during Cumming rally
By Jerry Gunn Staff
CUMMING - Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum spoke to an overflow audience at the giant First Redeemer Church in Cumming Sunday night during what was billed as a 'God and Country' rally.

Paul Lundgren

about 11 years ago 

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in.dog.neato

about 11 years ago 

How anyone can take a guy who constantly carries the pained expression of a man who has a baseball bat shoved up his ass seriously is beyond me.

adam

about 11 years ago 

What, exactly, is an "Alabama Three-Way?"

in.dog.neato

about 11 years ago 

I can't be sure, but I've heard it's a family affair.

Paul Lundgren

about 11 years ago 

This one isn't perfect for the motif here, but the Onion has summarized the state of things well. 

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Paul Lundgren

about 11 years ago 

According to the Minneapolis Star Tribune, Santorum can be sticky.

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