Rolling papers

Simple question: What gas station has rolling papers, close to Fitger’s?

19 Comments

  1. The Friendly Old Knifey The Friendly Old Knifey on December 25, 2010 at 10:20 am

    The Super America on 6th East and 4th St. or the Super America on 12th East and Superior are probably the closest to Fitgers. They both have papers, for sure.

  2. The Friendly Old Knifey The Friendly Old Knifey on December 25, 2010 at 10:21 am

    Also, Walgreens is open 24 hours today, if those gas stations are closed, which they probably aren’t.

  3. digit3 digit3 on December 26, 2010 at 5:44 pm

    Rice paper from bibles works well, too.

  4. James James on December 26, 2010 at 6:44 pm

    Isn’t the view of Lake Superior enough for you? I once had a roommate that couldn’t do the dishes until he got buzzed. I’ll never forget that. Where is he today?

    Dead.

  5. year of glad year of glad on December 26, 2010 at 7:39 pm

    You sure are classy, digit3.

  6. Bob Bob on December 26, 2010 at 9:40 pm

    Pinch hitter is more efficient.

  7. in.dog.neato in.dog.neato on December 26, 2010 at 10:04 pm

    Jefferson Airplane:

    Burn just the the tip of a cardboard match from a matchbook. With your fingernail, split the thin side of the match from the bottom to the top. You should be able to slip the end of your joint into the vee and hold the torn end shut.

    Just sayin’.

  8. digit3 digit3 on December 27, 2010 at 8:00 am

    Jefferson Airplane. Man, been a long time since I used that little trick.

    Thanks Year of Glad. I’m classy and practical I guess.

  9. rykwon rykwon on December 27, 2010 at 12:04 pm

    Just go to the Last Place on Earth, all the rolling papers your heart could ever desire.

  10. Carl Miller Carl Miller on December 27, 2010 at 12:23 pm

    I second Raekwon the Chef, it is only a few blocks from the Fitger’s Complex.

  11. adam adam on December 27, 2010 at 2:07 pm

    LPOE closes at 9PM.

  12. Frank Frank on December 27, 2010 at 5:08 pm

    What a bunch of burners! I thought that generation was dead? Everybody must get stoned? Dylan is from Duluth right? How do you losers get a job? Everybody has drug testing today.

  13. Blue Bull Blue Bull on December 27, 2010 at 6:55 pm

    Elvis was anti drugs too Frank, that’s why they pulled forty pounds of shit out of him when he died, because those ‘prescription pills’ the ‘doctors’ kept giving him just weren’t cutting the mustard. If only they had all the antidepressants back then they do nowadays, Elvis could’ve won the war on drugs!

  14. Carl Miller Carl Miller on December 28, 2010 at 10:24 am

    Hi Frank,

    First, rolling papers can be used to roll tobacco, ganj, or even therapeutic herbs.

    Second, you should not refer to people who use rolling papers as “losers” if you can’t even understand the meaning of Dylan’s song.

    Third, “drug testing” does not incorporate every liability a company may be responsible for. Have you heard of alcohol? Or accidents for that matter?

    Finally, people get jobs by applying to positions they are qualified for … douchey mcdoucherton.

  15. digit3 digit3 on December 28, 2010 at 1:14 pm

    Touche Carl!

  16. in.dog.neato in.dog.neato on December 28, 2010 at 7:40 pm

    Also, “drug testing” as a condition of employment is a bogus hiring practice, as a positive test result is in no way an indicator of the level of impairment. Last I heard, the only test that can determine impairment beyond a reasonable doubt is a breathalyzer. And, by doing so, employers are exerting quite a deal of control over their employees actions and activities between shifts.

  17. W.T.F W.T.F on December 29, 2010 at 8:12 am

    “I look forward to the day in this great land when a person will be judged on the quality of their work not the content of their urine.”

  18. in.dog.neato in.dog.neato on December 29, 2010 at 8:18 pm

    Marijuana was first discovered in 1908 in Twin Falls, Idaho by a small Polish immigrant by the name of Wayne Krulka. The discovery came in early May, when Wayne was working in his study late one evening trying to find a shorter route to India.

  19. hunter hunter on December 30, 2010 at 5:52 pm

    Frank the Dylan lyrics you posted isn’t about getting stoned.

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