Also, Walgreens is open 24 hours today, if those gas stations are closed, which they probably aren't.

Isn't the view of Lake Superior enough for you? I once had a roommate that couldn't do the dishes until he got buzzed. I'll never forget that. Where is he today?

Dead.

Pinch hitter is more efficient.

Jefferson Airplane. Man, been a long time since I used that little trick. 

Thanks Year of Glad. I'm classy and practical I guess.

I second Raekwon the Chef, it is only a few blocks from the Fitger's Complex.

What a bunch of burners! I thought that generation was dead? Everybody must get stoned? Dylan is from Duluth right? How do you losers get a job? Everybody has drug testing today.

Hi Frank,

First, rolling papers can be used to roll tobacco, ganj, or even therapeutic herbs. 

Second, you should not refer to people who use rolling papers as "losers" if you can't even understand the meaning of Dylan's song.

Third, "drug testing" does not incorporate every liability a company may be responsible for.  Have you heard of alcohol? Or accidents for that matter? 

Finally, people get jobs by applying to positions they are qualified for ... douchey mcdoucherton.