Beaner’s One Week Live, Day Four
Thursday, Sept. 2 | 7 p.m. | Beaner’s Central | $6
Jamie Ness & Brad Nelson
Ill Chemistry
Now, Now Every Children
The Keep Aways
PDD is once again giving away a spot (x2) on the guest list. Be the first person to use the randomly chosen secret word in the comments to this post and tonight’s show is free for you and a guest.

random?
Nope. I’ll give you a hint: It’s a noun.
secret
word
Nope. Maybe this should be more like 20 questions.
Another hint: It’s a compound word.
poopshovel
monkeybutt
ninjashoe
toejam
pizzaface
keepaway (like a band member?)
It’s the name of a drink at Beaner’s.
Chai-der
It’s also a wrestling hold.
depth-charge
velvet-hammer (sounds like a wrestling move…sort of)
I’ll give you a depth-charge if you’re not careful, mister.
Interesting homoerotic fact: The wrestling hold we’re looking for is also known as a “rear Chancellery.”
The only wrestling holds I know are the full-nelson and half-nelson. Don’t see those on the menu, though. Wait, isn’t fire hydrant a hold? Don’t see that on there, either.
headlock
Bingo! You win, Touchdown. You’re on the guest list! Don’t drink too many Headlocks tonight, or you might end up in a rear Chancellery.
Point well taken. I think I’ll celebrate this win with a ice cold Fresca.
Thanks Paul and the rest of you at PDD!
I should have noted earlier that since Brad Nelson and Jamie Ness are playing tonight, there will indeed be a Nelson at Beaner’s. Whether Brad is a full Nelson or a half Nelson I will leave open to debate.
Crossface chickenwing? That drink is Awesome.