The exhausted slang hipster word "sick" is analogous to those petrified animal turds you see in a hoarder's hallway. Perhaps this adjective should be realigned exclusively for bloated politicians and lobbyists who see fit to have meth scheduled as a safer drug than the cannabis plant. 

Let's try it out in a sentence shall we? 

"Look at that sick dope of a jackass attorney general who thinks meth is safer than weed!"