Share a joke for a chance to win Duluth Comedy Fest tickets
Duluth’s biggest weekend of comedy since the freighter Socrates ran aground at Park Point is coming up Feb. 15 and 16. Tig Notaro, Brian Posehn, Gary Gulman and Alex Edelman are all performing at the NorShor Theatre as part of Duluth Comedy Fest.
Perfect Duluth Day is giving away a pair of two-day passes — $158 value — to a randomly selected person who comments on this post. Make it interesting and share a joke.
To clarify: The tickets will not be awarded based on the quality of jokes shared in the comments. There will be a random drawing of names from the comments. You can win just as easily with a lousy joke as a good one.
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The most hilarious joke of my childhood, such that I couldn’t get it out because I’d be laughing too hard every time:
“Q: What do you get when you squeeze curtains?”
“A: Drape juice.”
There’s no accounting for children’s senses of humor.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One’s really heavy and the other’s a little lighter!
Siri kept calling me Shirley this morning and frankly, I was getting really annoyed, but I realized I had my phone on Airplane mode.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
Just spent $300 on a limousine and discovered that the fee doesn’t include a driver!
Can’t believe I’ve spent all that money and I have nothing to chauffeur it.
Did you know that I can cut down a tree just by looking at it?
I saw it with my own eyes.
Q: Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
A: She just needed a little space.
Ha!
Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
A: Where’s my tractor?
Ha! Ha!
Oh, I could do this all night. But I’ll spare ya…oh, there’s a bowling joke in here somewhere!
Q: What did the buffalo say the day his son left for college?
A: Bison
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
Elephino.
What do you get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids!
We have drawn the winner and it is Tadulous!
Check your email, Tad.
1) It was so cold in Duluth . .
We had to stop eating with metal cutlery. Some people walked around for days with spoons or forks stuck to their tongues!
Why do teens always travel in groups of 3, 5, 7?
Because they can’t even.
This is my toddler’s favorite joke:
Q: what do you call a train that sneezes?
A: Ah-Choo-Choo Train!