Welcome to Duluth, Denny Hecker!

Word has it the former auto mogul arrived at the federal prison camp in Duluth on Tuesday, where he’ll be spending the next roughly 10 years after pleading guilty to bankruptcy and wire fraud.

16 Comments

  1. No Good Bum No Good Bum on March 16, 2011 at 1:45 pm

    He looks like a meth fiend in that picture.

  2. Tom Tom on March 16, 2011 at 1:46 pm

    His TV commercial used to annoy me. I wanted him to go away, but I never imagined that going away would mean coming to Duluth.

  3. Bad Cat! Bad Cat! on March 16, 2011 at 2:48 pm

    Ugh, he actually won his request to go to Duluth? I guess rich white guys get to select their choice of prisons.

  4. zra zra on March 16, 2011 at 4:22 pm

    Nah, He’s putting on his “mean” face.

  5. Timk Timk on March 16, 2011 at 4:26 pm

    I think that’s his “what the hell, I’m rich and shoudn’t be in jail” face.

  6. zra zra on March 16, 2011 at 4:27 pm

    Yeah, he’ll be thinking that as he gets a late-night visit from his cellmate.

  7. Sinatra Sinatra on March 17, 2011 at 6:37 am

    “Let’s play mansion, I’ll be the butler, you be the ex-rich guy convicted of fraud…”

  8. Gary Gary on March 17, 2011 at 7:51 am

    They should lock him in a rusty Plymouth minivan next to WLSSD for 10 years. That’s probably better than he deserves.

  9. ruby2sd4y ruby2sd4y on March 18, 2011 at 8:22 pm

    butt*-ler

  10. Dr. Ronald Chevalier Dr. Ronald Chevalier on March 19, 2011 at 7:25 am

    How come anal penetration is the backbone of all prison humor? I mean, sure I want Denny to be raped too, for personal reasons, but is that all that happens in prison? Don’t some people make shivs and trade cigarettes too? Tommy Chong went for a year and he got out fully intact, in fact he was extremely popular, in a non sexual way. Granted, Denny probably hasn’t the keen sense of humor or insight of say a Chong, esp if we go by this photo, so he probably will be welcome into someone’s she-male fantasy, someone who has gone to great lengths to hide their wig collection, but that’s no reason for us to sit around placing bets on how many times, or in what position.

  11. zra zra on March 19, 2011 at 9:21 am

    Because the thought of a (formerly) rich old bastard getting his comeuppance adds a little closure for everyone he’s ripped off.

    We could all hope that Bernie Madoff gets his too, but in Really Rich Man’s Prison, that ain’t gonna happen.

  12. adam adam on March 19, 2011 at 1:58 pm

    He would have gotten off aces, if he hadn’t been such a flagrant dick to the court.

  13. Dr. Ronald Chevalier Dr. Ronald Chevalier on March 19, 2011 at 7:17 pm

    Just like Momar, he mouthed off too, and now Obama/UN is getting medieval on his ass. Finally a war we can all be proud of.

  14. zra zra on March 19, 2011 at 7:27 pm

    If you want to be proud of war, put on a uniform.

  15. Dr. Ron Von Braun Dr. Ron Von Braun on March 20, 2011 at 11:00 am

    Being against war is as easy as blogging on the couch about it with my tater chips. As with other portions of human nature, it shouldn’t be altogether castigated, but rather understood. It’s like saying, ‘I’m going on a diet forever.’ Kung Fu is still cool right? Self defense. Hitler wasn’t going to back down from our use of harsh language while he dragged the German pacifists down with him, compelling us to start bombing civilians, yet beating ‘Jerry’ emboldened us for other reckless theaters, like communism, and terror and evil. It’s addictive. I wish more people were aware how we helped put people like Hitler, Hussein, Laden in power, and understood the mechanics. Dick and Bush might’ve been thus prevented. Alas, I told the military I was gay when I was 18, and they never called again.

    Sarcasms aside, when I’m serious you’ll know, because I’ll tear into such favorites as higher intelligences having the capacities of interstellar overdrive, when I truly feel like pissing in the wind. We all look pretty silly from five miles up blowing the shit out of each other on such a small lump of clay, surrounded by eons of empty space with no capacity to escape ourselves, or our folly.

    Who was it said, ‘failure to learn from history is what we gain from war?’

  16. adam adam on March 20, 2011 at 1:25 pm

    Kardashev scale. Of course, we’ll still endeavor to blow the shit out of each other.

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