Welcome to Duluth, Denny Hecker!

Word has it the former auto mogul arrived at the federal prison camp in Duluth on Tuesday, where he’ll be spending the next roughly 10 years after pleading guilty to bankruptcy and wire fraud.

16 Comments

No Good Bum

about 11 years ago

He looks like a meth fiend in that picture.

Tom

about 11 years ago

His TV commercial used to annoy me.  I wanted him to go away, but I never imagined that going away would mean coming to Duluth.

Bad Cat!

about 11 years ago

Ugh, he actually won his request to go to Duluth? I guess rich white guys get to select their choice of prisons.

zra

about 11 years ago

Nah, He's putting on his "mean" face.

Timk

about 11 years ago

I think that's his "what the hell, I'm rich and shoudn't be in jail" face.

zra

about 11 years ago

Yeah, he'll be thinking that as he gets a late-night visit from his cellmate.

Sinatra

about 11 years ago

"Let's play mansion, I'll be the butler, you be the ex-rich guy convicted of fraud..."

Gary

about 11 years ago

They should lock him in a rusty Plymouth minivan next to WLSSD for 10 years.  That's probably better than he deserves.

Dr. Ronald Chevalier

about 11 years ago

How come anal penetration is the backbone of all prison humor?  I mean, sure I want Denny to be raped too, for personal reasons, but is that all that happens in prison?  Don't some people make shivs and trade cigarettes too? Tommy Chong went for a year and he got out fully intact, in fact he was extremely popular, in a non sexual way.  Granted, Denny probably hasn't the keen sense of humor or insight of say a Chong, esp if we go by this photo, so he probably will be welcome into someone's she-male fantasy, someone who has gone to great lengths to hide their wig collection, but that's no reason for us to sit around placing bets on how many times, or in what position.

zra

about 11 years ago

Because the thought of a (formerly) rich old bastard getting his comeuppance adds a little closure for everyone he's ripped off.

We could all hope that Bernie Madoff gets his too, but in Really Rich Man's Prison, that ain't gonna happen.

adam

about 11 years ago

He would have gotten off aces, if he hadn't been such a flagrant dick to the court.

Dr. Ronald Chevalier

about 11 years ago

Just like Momar, he  mouthed off too, and now Obama/UN is getting medieval on his ass. Finally a war we can all be proud of.

zra

about 11 years ago

If you want to be proud of war, put on a uniform.

Dr. Ron Von Braun

about 11 years ago

Being against war is as easy as blogging on the couch about it with my tater chips.  As with other portions of human nature, it shouldn't be altogether castigated, but rather understood.  It's like saying, 'I'm going on a diet forever.'  Kung Fu is still cool right?  Self defense.  Hitler wasn't going to back down from our use of harsh language while he dragged the German pacifists down with him,  compelling us to start bombing civilians,  yet beating 'Jerry' emboldened us for other reckless theaters, like communism, and terror and evil.  It's addictive.  I wish more people were aware how we helped put people like Hitler, Hussein, Laden in power, and understood the mechanics. Dick and Bush might've been thus prevented. Alas, I told the military I was gay when I was 18, and they never called again.  

  Sarcasms aside, when I'm serious you'll know, because I'll tear into such favorites as higher intelligences having the capacities of interstellar overdrive, when I truly feel like pissing in the wind.  We all look pretty silly from five miles up blowing the shit out of each other on such a small lump of clay, surrounded by eons of empty space with no capacity to escape ourselves, or our folly.

Who was it said, 'failure to learn from history is what we gain from  war?'

adam

about 11 years ago

Kardashev scale. Of course, we'll still endeavor to blow the shit out of each other.

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