“They Won’t Magically Turn You Into a Lustful Cockmonster”: Chris Kluwe explains gay marriage to the politician who is offended by an NFL player supporting it
I created an account on Perfect Duluth Day just to post how great this is. It's possibly the best thing ever written in the history of time and space.
Letter from Emmett Burns that sparked this response from MN Vikes Punter Chris Kluwe (@ChrisWarcraft).
View Letter Here
Related: I'm not sure what is better, this spot on analysis of why it sucks to be a Vikings fan:
Why Your Team Sucks 2012: Minnesota Vikings
Or Chris Kluwe's rebuttal:
Why Your Website Sucks, by Minnesota Vikings Punter Chris Kluwe: A Rebuttal
Vote "No" even if every politician makes you want to stay home.
As a diehard Sconnie and Packer fan, it is my fervent hope that the Vikings will trade Kluwe to another team -- any other team -- so I can say how freaking awesome that is.
Seriously, though, rock on, Kluwe. "The Russian judge gives you a 10 for 'beautiful oppressionism'"? I want that on a T-shirt (preferably a green and gold one).
That is epic!
I am not kidding--I love you, I love you, I love you. I just checked, so does my husband.
You are great. That is the best rebuttal I have ever heard.
And here's rebuttal to the people that didn't like his use of swearwords, which is pretty great as well, "DISAPPOINTED LEMUR FACE WITH SOLITARY TEAR TRICKLING DOWN TO CHIN."
Out Of Bounds Blog No. 8 - Inquisitive Kitten Pawing at Yarn
Even his edit of his words is brilliant! I love Kluwe!
Now the National Organization for Marriage is calling on the NFL to terminate Kluwe's contract.
I don't get this crap. Idiots carp on about celebrities and their opinions and how Hollywood is eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil...at the same time hanging on every bigoted statement the Motor City Madman spews from his pie hole.
More Kluwe magic:
And now there's a video from Kluwe:
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