Broken car windows — 3:30 a.m. 6/12 — Lakeside
I heard that several cars had windows smashed early this morning, on/near Colorado Avenue in Lakeside.
I heard that several cars had windows smashed early this morning, on/near Colorado Avenue in Lakeside.
We need a Batman.
Loon(wo)Man. or GullMan.
Maybe all three — and add Bear(wo)Man just to represent the mammals and add excitement.
Just to add some super hero biodiversity I would also suggest Trout-Dude with his sidekick Herring-Boy.
Smeltman.
Mutant Giant Tent Caterpillar
Lamprey Face.
Or how about….
PerfectDuluthDay(wo)Man!!!
OUR HERO!!!
…you’ll need really cool costumes though. And an awesome car and/or helicopter.
The Zebra Mussel Avenger. They’re slow, but inexorable.
This is so great — like a verbal comic book! I too love Perfect Duluth Day, as others have recently said (emmadogs I think)…
So…does anyone know anything about the window-smashing?
Crimemapping.com shows about 10 vandalisms occurred in Lakeside that night, including four that occurred within two blocks of Colorado Street. I guess that means school is out.
Was there a full moon?
I have not heard of any updates on this — 10 in one night?? !!!! — full moon was 6/4.
Way back in the distant 90s the aquarium had a dude(tte) known as the “Sturgeon General.” That could be the best thing that came out of that place. And no, that’s not necessarily a knock on the Aquarium, the character was just that awesome. I’d like to see those kids smashing windows with a living breathing 6 foot tall Sturgeon (wo)man on their tails.
+1 to Fitz for using both zebra mussels and inexorable on a blog post about criminals and fake superheroes. Well played.
Date opened July 29, 2000.
It gets confusing. I still say “a few years ago” when I really mean 10.