More Tweedy for Less Bucks
Problem: Too Many Tweedy’s
I have too many Jeff Tweedy tickets than required. The show is tomorrow (Tuesday, March 29), 7:30pm in Rochester, Minn.
Solution: I am offering the tickets at nearly half off … say, $25 each … for the best music related haiku (as judged by Paul Lundgren).
Haiku entries accepted until noon on Tuesday, March 29.
I work on Tuesday,
that ticket giver should know.
Oh, such short notice.
Difficult contest
No time for winner to plan
Judge is skeptical
Plan? Plan on Winning!
Last minute is best of times
Tweedy? Rochester!
I’ve never heard of him. Am I missing out on something? Railroad Earth and Emmit Nershi up at Lutsen will be a dance party.
Damn you Iowa
Too far to drive overnight
Five syllable line
Americana
Progressive bluegrass jam band
Is on Friday night
msweet you poor soul
Just give him/her the tickets
Essential event
Impossible Germ
A knee that gets infected
needs neosporin…
Hey there Jeff Tweedy
Duluth gave you your own day!
You forgot so soon!?!
Miracle tickets to all and all a good night – jerry Garcia
Aw, you folks got no flow.
Sweetest melodies
whistle between the branches
of the birch. Hush! Wait.
I forgot to say that I don’t want the tickets…I just wanted to write a Haiku…
Narum, I’m not going to be available to render a decision at noon. At this point I’d say the winner is anyone who is ready to drive to Rochester.
By decree, the competition is now closed.
Of those who have submitted a properly formulated haiku, based upon the wiki provided, who would really drive the approximate four hours to Rochester?
Feel free to throw in your haiku… If only for fun…
Don’t have good Haiku
But will go to Crotch Fester
Need to anyway
I’ll be able to drag someone from nona
Leave no later than one!
Get my email from Paul please, if no one else wants to, that is.
Wait, free tickets? They’d have to be super drastically reduced. Especially the way Tweedy’s kinda glaring at you in that pic. If anyone embodies the fuck all, it’s him.