Free Bloodbath!

In the comments to this post, explain in one sentence why you should win two tickets to see Rubber Chicken Theater’s Evil Dead: The Musical.

The winner will be chosen later today — maybe around 3pm … maybe sooner. We’ll see how it goes.

21 Comments

  1. MK Bates on October 19, 2010 at 10:21 am

    I deserve to win two tickets to see “Evil Dead – the Musical” for one reason: I really want to take my husband to see this show. We moved to Duluth from Madison a few years ago. While in graduate school, my husband and his housemates periodically hosted “Cheap Wine and B-Movie Night.” They thought Bruce Campbell was a great actor, and the “Evil Dead” series were their favorite movies to show. There was one rule for guests: they had to bring a bottle of wine and no corks were allowed. Because of this great history, my husband should go see this show and I would love to be able to take him.

  2. David on October 19, 2010 at 10:30 am

    I want to be scared of laughing my ass off.

  3. Amber on October 19, 2010 at 11:20 am

    I haven’t been to a live show of any sort in years. Plus, my husband and I could really use a date night. I love my 10 month old daughter and all, but a night away from her would benefit both of us greatly 🙂 Plus, who doesn’t love blood/gore/being scared? 😀

  4. vicarious on October 19, 2010 at 11:31 am

    If I don’t win, I will go on a murderous rampage the likes of which this town has never seen.

  5. Gerald on October 19, 2010 at 12:16 pm

    I deserve these tickets because…I am 22 from the cities, have several buddies that go to college at UMD and I have visited a few times and love the area, might move up there in fact. Long time reader, first time poster. Just got laid off on Friday 🙁 and I can do whatever I want with my time now.

    1. I will actually show up because I dont have a job to worry about.

    2. I will stop Vicatious from their murderous rampage with the Happy Chef icon.

    3. MK Bates isnt even a MN native, not fair.

    4. Amber had a 10month old baby, this is no show for a new mother to go to, go to elmo on ice instead.

    5. David sounds funny, i would probably bring him with me, so you would make 2 happy readers instead of 1.

    So, you can stop looking for a winner, im right here.

  6. johnm on October 19, 2010 at 12:21 pm

    To fulfill my clockwork orange fantasy of white suburban kids getting drunk and kicking in neighborhood doors looking for a party. Oh, sorry I’ve confused this challenge with Baci’s thread, but I’m still clearly worthy.

  7. Paul Lundgren on October 19, 2010 at 12:27 pm

    I’m going to declare Vicarious the initial winner, because he answered succinctly and awesomely.

    But I’ll keep this going by offering a second pair of tickets for the best answer that comes in between 2:30 and 4 p.m.

    Note the direction to “explain in one sentence.” More than one sentence is a disqualification, folks. (And I thought it could go without saying that use of emoticons is also a disqualification.)

    Anyway, those who tried before are eligible to try again. And congratulations to Vicarious.

  8. Carl Miller on October 19, 2010 at 12:29 pm

    I eat, breath and sleep to the soundtrack of EVIL DEAD, needless to say a musical would stimluate my wildest EVIL DEAD fantasies….:)

  9. vicarious on October 19, 2010 at 1:00 pm

    Yes!

    On the downside, I don’t get to go on my murderous rampage…

  10. DJ Coco on October 19, 2010 at 1:02 pm

    I think my husband deserves to win so that he can take his best friend for a boys night out!

  11. TimK on October 19, 2010 at 1:40 pm

    I need those tickets for my son- to make up for my leaving on tour for a couple of weeks.

  12. Laze on October 19, 2010 at 1:44 pm

    My twisted -elevator blood scene from “The Shining”- mind thinks that women actually get turned on by bloodbaths – and I need to test this hypothesis (in a manner slightly more covert than a murderous rampage).

  13. samh on October 19, 2010 at 1:49 pm

    Shortest contest ever.

  14. B-man on October 19, 2010 at 1:51 pm

    I love PDD and think the operators of this blog are awesome. (3:49pm)

  15. Paul Lundgren on October 19, 2010 at 2:08 pm

    I’m going to go with Laze as winner #2, with the hope that he is not serious.

  16. Paul Lundgren on October 19, 2010 at 2:41 pm

    Hey Vicarious, I keep getting bounce-backs when I e-mail you. I need to know which night you would like to attend the show. Contact me.

  17. Julian on October 19, 2010 at 6:27 pm

    Let’s make a deal. You give me the tickets now, and the next time I possess you, I won’t pour hot coffee down your pants.

  18. jake on October 19, 2010 at 6:42 pm

    Because I won them last time? And didn’t have a date? So I went alone?

  19. Hot Shot on October 19, 2010 at 8:24 pm

    Damn, I had a great sentence ready too…

  20. Laze on October 19, 2010 at 8:45 pm

    Yahoo! Now the arduous task of seeking out the elusive & mysterious bloodluster (Carl gets the tix when I fail hard)…

  21. EvilResident on October 20, 2010 at 4:25 am

    I hope you guys like it. Cuz you should cuz it’s awesome. And also… everyone else who posted should just buy tickets anyway.

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