Minnesota Vikings badass Jared Allen talks about his mullet lifestyle.
Oh my god he’s sexy.
LMAO. Sometimes you gotta ask for extra mayonnaise.
Wow. I think I love him. Last night I dressed my dog in a mullet wig. Just for fun.
Jared Allen is awesome and hilarious.
I’m not usually one to admire rednecks, but I love how absolutely confident he is.
He has a bigger head than the average human. which is an indicator of attractiveness, o la la. And then, his use of extra mayonnaise, which he can use to keep his sexy mullet, conditioned, is well, frugal. I love him.
Allen has a wicked sense a humor and irrony and self-deprrication with two r’s
Allen plays the role of Rambo the Warrior in the latest issue of Maxim magazine.
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Oh my god he’s sexy.
LMAO. Sometimes you gotta ask for extra mayonnaise.
Wow. I think I love him. Last night I dressed my dog in a mullet wig. Just for fun.
Jared Allen is awesome and hilarious.
I’m not usually one to admire rednecks, but I love how absolutely confident he is.
He has a bigger head than the average human. which is an indicator of attractiveness, o la la. And then, his use of extra mayonnaise, which he can use to keep his sexy mullet, conditioned, is well, frugal. I love him.
Allen has a wicked sense a humor and irrony and self-deprrication with two r’s
Allen plays the role of Rambo the Warrior in the latest issue of Maxim magazine.