Honking tree to become a lighthouse.

So, the DNT announced today that the felled honking tree will be re-born as a lighthouse sculpture. Gee, I bet it will be WAY neater than all the other lighthouse yard-art, trinkets, resin statuettes, and other lighthouse crap that is peddled out of Two Harbors each year. Who was the bedazzeled, animal-print wearing greyhair that made that decision? I think I would rather see the great log burned in a bonfire.

6 Comments

vicarious

about 12 years ago

BREAKING NEWS ALERT! Authorities determine Honking Tree committed suicide, was tired of the honking

Seriously, though, can I get some of the tree to panel my smoking lounge? It hasn't been updated since '78.

vicarious

about 12 years ago

...and we're back.

Did you hear the one about the Honking Tree and Rob Karwath?

The Honking Tree walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I need a stiff drink. Gimme a Rob Karwath."

vicarious

about 12 years ago

Come on, people. I've combined multiple local "issues", relevant to PDD posts. Can I not get some lame humor directed my way?

tiogatime

about 12 years ago

my spouse and i got a good laugh from your joke, vicarious. keep it up!!! ;-)

tiogatime

about 12 years ago

be careful, cuz if you drink too many karwaths, you'll fall on your mclister!

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