Rep. Omar escapes via Somali pirate ship docked at Duluth

According to an article on The Babylon Bee satirical news website, Minnesota Congresswoman Ilhan Omar “was seen escaping aboard a Somali pirate ship docked in Lake Superior.” The dateline on the article indicates the news is out of Duluth.

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Omar, who is currently under investigation for immigration fraud, reportedly abandoned any hope of building a legal defense to instead return to a life gallivanting across the seven seas, raiding, pillaging, plundering, and pilfering her way to adventure.

“Avast, ye sea dogs! We sail for international waters! I have me brothers to marry!” witnesses claimed to have heard her shout just before the ship disappeared over the horizon.