You would not believe how much springtime is exploding in say south Texas right now. Fields full of wildflowers, birds singing, children laughing. Sure, nowadays Austin is a massive overrated sprawl-dump owned by Dr. Evil, but one need only drive to the country in minutes and explore the wonders of nature. What a shock to the system indeed to come back and find skiing ruined, summer in the vast distant future, East Superior street laid to waste, old testament flooding only days away. What happened Duluth? You used to be so good, like, last week…
You would not believe how much springtime is exploding in say south Texas right now. Fields full of wildflowers, birds singing, children laughing. Sure, nowadays Austin is a massive overrated sprawl-dump owned by Dr. Evil, but one need only drive to the country in minutes and explore the wonders of nature. What a shock to the system indeed to come back and find skiing ruined, summer in the vast distant future, East Superior street laid to waste, old testament flooding only days away. What happened Duluth? You used to be so good, like, last week…