What the sam hell is this music? I know music and this isn't anything I've ever heard before! Spike Jones is spinning in his grave! It's like you're all a load of middle-aged poncey crackpots stuck in a broken elevator with some bongos, a ukulele and a kazoo. Give a schlub a laptop recorder and he thinks he's George Martin or something. Go make yer selves a froo froo umbrella drink in a coconut and stop trying to play "the kid's music!" And don't tell me you play this bizarre crap live?!?

Absolutely wonderful Chris and Brian, nice work!