Footage retrieved from the wreck of the mighty Crammenfjorder, Lake Superior

Terrible driving. Whoever was captaining should get his foot holes filled in and a new hair-do.  He hit the cliffs multiple times!  What the hell?!! I almost want to thank the giant gator for ridding the lake of such a hack sailor.

Looks like someone needs a boating safety class!

You Scallywags! need to learn from the Captain..

After reviewing this video I have come to the conclusion the ill-fated sailors were on course to Grand Marais when high winds forced them off course into Brighton Beach, where a hungry Caimanpsuedoreptiliancitycouncilloramphibian resides and he was looking for some lunch. Obviouly he got what he wanted -- a side of extra crunchy hippies.

It's tough being an extra-crunchy hippie.