Manifest Destiny Yard Sale — Final Day
We’re headed out west, to Rapid City and surrounds to visit family and see whatever the 2011 Sturgis Rally visitors left behind. To fund this trip we have mounted a massive 4-day yard sale combining the items of Mrs. Goose, the Goslings and my Mother Goose (in-law).
What does that mean for you? Pure gold, folks. Witness this mash-up of schlock here:
Michael Bolton and this rare, near mint VHS of Sheena Easton’s so-bad-it’s-good 1983 TV Special “Act One.” you get them both for a dollar. One greenback, people.
There are lots of clothes, shoes, chotzkies, and more. Everything is priced to move at $1 or less, and the sparkling personalities are free. We’re on the upper side of the street, look for the Speedy Wienie-esque, Vienna Beef umbrella marking your path.
I’m going to need a pretty good explanation as to why you even have these items in your possession… unless it was because you were hypnotized by Michael Bolton’s shining mullet, because I have to admit, I certainly am.
Michael Bolton was from my Mother-In-Law.
Sheena Easton is … well. She’s Sheena. I got that one at a rummage sale myself for 50 cents, it was still wrapped in plastic and with Kenny Rogers and a cameo from Johnny Carson, I just knew it was worth a view. Also, I thought maybe I’d send it to these guys, http://www.everythingisterrible.com/ but I never got around to it. Now someone else has a chance. Maybe you girlfromnorthcountry!
Michael Bolton!!! I can’t think of my favorite Michael Bolton song, I just celebrate his entire catalog.
Wildgoose, when I first read your reply to girlfromnorthcountry, I thought it said your mother was Michael Bolton.
I would have come to your yard sale just to see that.
While this garage sale sounds quite intriguing, you have neglected to state the location of it.
oh I edited out the location once it was over, Moose. Shockingly, neither Sheena nor Michael’s video tape went in our sale which yielded about $18 total – not a bad haul for 4 days work. However you can find those 2 tapes and many others at St. Michael’s Used a Bit in Downtown on 1st Ave W.
$18???