The Committee for Building Giant Colossal Statues of Bob Dylan is pleased about the following press releases from the Building Trades and Essential Health:
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MN Trades and Building Council Endorses Plan to Build 12 Giant Colossal Statues of Bob Dylan
[Duluth, MN] – The Minnesota Trades and Building Council (MTBC) is proud to announce its full support for the construction of 12 giant colossal statues of Bob Dylan.
The MTBC believes that this project will bring significant economic benefits to the local community, and we look forward to working with the Committee for Building Giant Colossal Statues of Bob Dylan to make this project a reality.
According to an economic impact study conducted by the Duluth Economic Development Authority, the construction of these statues is estimated to bring in more than a hundred thousand million dollars to the local economy over the next decade. This includes job creation, increased tourism, and additional tax revenues for the city.
Furthermore, we are pleased to announce that the environmental impact statement for this project has been waived by the courts due to the assurances provided by the Committee for Building Giant Colossal Statues of Bob Dylan. We believe that the construction of these statues will have minimal impact on the environment and will be a great addition to the city’s cultural and artistic landscape.
The MTBC recognizes the importance of preserving and promoting the legacy of Bob Dylan, one of the most influential musicians of the 20th century. We believe that the construction of these statues will not only honor his contributions to music and art but will also provide a significant boost to the local economy. We urge the community and local leaders to support this project and help make Duluth a destination for tourists and music fans from around the world.
For more information about the project, please contact the Committee for Building Giant Colossal Statues of Bob Dylan.
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Essential Health’s Executive Council Supports Plan to Build 12 Giant Colossal Statues of Bob Dylan in Duluth, MN
DULUTH, MN – The Executive Council of Essential Health is proud to announce its support for the Committee for Building Giant Colossal Statues of Bob Dylan. The proposed plan calls for the construction of 12 giant colossal statues of Bob Dylan in and around the city. What the Executive Council has found is that the project will boost local mental health and reduce healthcare costs.
According to an in-house meta-study, the presence of giant colossal statues has been shown to have a positive impact on mental health. The study, which used methods associated with western psychogeography and eastern feng shui, found that the relationships between objects play a crucial role in mental well-being. The oblique angles and mythopoesis associated with giant colossal statuary were found to be equally beneficial.
The Committee for Building Giant Colossal Statues of Bob Dylan has our full support. We believe that this project will not only enhance the beauty of Duluth but also promote mental wellness and bend the healthcare cost curve.
The Committee for Building Giant Colossal Statues of Bob Dylan has been working tirelessly to bring this project to fruition, and Essential Health is honored to be a part of it.
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