Friend of Duluthian comes out of the woodwork

Duluth had another dateline in the Onion last week:

Long-silent Facebook friend comes out of woodwork with post asking about insulating windows

Previous Duluth datelines in the Onion:

• Duluth snubbed yet again as the next Star Wars readies to film in London (2014)

• 87% of man’s memories shame-based (2014)

• Masochist dog enjoys being walked around on leash while naked (2013)

• 24-year-old receives sage counsel from venerable 27-year-old (2013)

• National News Highlights (2010)

• Boy finds own real-life E.T. (2009)

• Marital frustrations channeled through thermostat (2006)

• National News Highlights (2006)

• Offended customer’s huffy walkout goes unnoticed (2005)

• Antique dealer sick of appraising Smurf collections (2002)

• What this town needs is a really shitty community newspaper (2002)

• Struggling local theater space put out of its misery (1999)

• Eating enthusiast acquires chocolate eclair (1997)