The True Story of My High Seas Encounter with the Sheriff
- The approaching boat looked like a skull.
- Oh it’s the Sheriff.
- Can you believe this shit?
- Of course you can take my picture
- If impersonating a police officer is a crime, I’m going to need a lawyer
- Sheriff backs away — this is the best thing that ever happened to me
- Bye Sheriff! Good luck against evil
- No I cannot believe that just happened
The lake was calm and warm with a mild breeze blowing inland. I put out in Floyd, my patrol flamingo, and went upshore via flipper power. Then I drifted back toward town on the prevailing breeze.