you change all the lead /
sleeping in my head to gold /
as the day grows dim /
I hear you sing a golden hymn /
the song I've been trying to sing.

Ya know what I don't get? Sports Illustrated. I mean, I like sports, but I'm not a fanatic. Besides, subscriptions are like what, 20 bucks a year.

Cable, too. I don't get cable. It's expensive and I've got three kids, which means I don't have a whole lot of time to plop down in front of the tube and watch TLC all day.

What's the deal with poop?

I like this whole "Paul and Barrett channel Jerry Seinfeld and Martha Stewart" routine.

Paul: "What's the deal with toaster cozies? Who has the time to cover and uncover their toaster every day? Why does the toaster need a wardrobe? And don't even get me started on those plastic things that are supposed to keep the bread bag closed!"

Barret: "Paul, a cozie keeps the crumbs hidden, adds character to your kitchen, and brightens up the room; it's a good thing."

Now, can someone please tell me who this Arcade Fire character is?

I've listened to Arcade Fire for about ten minutes and didn't like what I heard.  I've used laundry detergent hundreds of times though and am completely neutral to it.

When I see a solar eclipse, like the one I went to last year in Hawaii, I think 'Oh no! Is the moon eating the sun?' I don't know. Because I'm a caveman -- that's the way I think.

I'm not sure why you think Arcade Fire is 13 year old girl music. I've liked them since Funeral. The music is actually pretty complex, and they utilize many different instruments. 

Unfortunately, they're getting a bit more attention, because their music was used in WTWTA. More recently, they released their newest album and broadcast a live show to benefit Haiti.

As long as we got the "whats the deal with__________fill in the blank" going. Whats with  beer cans that turn blue when they are cold enough to drink as if the only problem with coors light is you can't tell if the bottle of garbage is cold enough to drink. So then Miller jumps on the band wagon and now they have a special twist in the neck of the beer bottle so it pours better.  There again as if the only problem with this sewage is that it wasn't pouring properly from the old bottle. You would think with all the money to make and market a new package it would just be easier to make a real beer instead. As far as whats the deal with Arcade Fire, I wouldn't know them if they pissed bad beer on my foot. Even a bad Mcdonalds jingle will stick in my head for a while so they can't have done anything too spectacular or I'd be singing them in the shower.

Adam, wouldn't it be easier, shorter and more to the point to just tell me to fuck off?

Well, since your mocking my post from another thread what exactly are you telling me? Or are you just practicing your smartassisms?

I don't mind the Arcade Fire but they are definitely one of those bands people say they like when they really don't.  If I had a teenage daughter, I'd much rather she listen to the Arcade Fire than all that teeny-bopper bullshit.

I listen to bands that don't even exist yet. http://ow.ly/2okxU

Also, what's up with people leaving less than a car-space between their bumper and the corner/driveway/no-parking-zone?
Also, for laundry soap, I kept a little jug and just refill that with the giant jug.
Also, isn't no-sort recycling fantastic?
Also, I should probably get my renter's rebate done.

I'd just like to take a moment to defend Arcade Fire.  Their music is not for everyone, but their use of complex layering and a diversity of sounds you don't hear in most current "radio music" make them quite refreshing, like a gin and tonic on a hot day.

How about pennies?  I like Arcade Fire more than pennies.