An open letter to fortune cookie manufacturers
Dear fortune cookie manufacturers,
If I wanted a small sugary cookie to give me self affirmations, I'd buy a product labeled as "Self Affirmation Cookies." But when the outer wrapper says "Fortune Cookie," I expect to see a glimmer of my future fortunes while I slowly unravel the intricacies of Chinese grammar one word at a time.
Please, take some time and try to get your products & marketing in line.
Sincerly,
Concerned customer who already feels good about himself.
Posted by
Sjixxxy on September 6, 2008 10:34 AM | Permalink
Comments
In the future, I'll love variety and have a warm heart. But not today. I'd like the fortune cookies to get back to the quirky fortunes. Do these even have lucky numbers on the back?
Posted by: purple | September 6, 2008 11:46 AM
You will suffer from the terrible fate of all those whom sniff glue.
Posted by: samh | September 6, 2008 02:42 PM
never trouble trouble til trouble troubles you.
Posted by: zra | September 6, 2008 06:58 PM
...in bed.
Posted by: rediguana | September 7, 2008 09:46 PM
What is someone's fate if they eat the fortune?
The defense was the person did not see the white paper sticking out of the cookies last night before they took a bite? (before stuffing it in their mouth)
It must have read something about fools.
Posted by: heysme | September 8, 2008 10:42 AM