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Earlier today, a UMD campus police-officer attached himself to a harness and had another UMD campus police-officer lower him into a storm drain. They did this so that they could fetch my keys.

They are my heroes.

Don't ever drop your keys down the storm drain. You'll feel really stupid. But if you do, do it at UMD, where the campus police are very friendly, and will do all that they can to dispel the shame that you will undoubtedly feel.


I give huge props to the UMD police that came to the party busting on 19th Ave. E. last year. He called the yahoos out..."I know you, I know you and I know you!" He said pointing to sideways-trucker hat wearing loudsters...that was cool. Thanks UMDPD, keep it up!

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