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There's something in the water


There we were.. Enjoying Heliphinofestival. Then out of the corner of my eye I saw something in the pool. I crept closer to investigate, camera in tow. And to my terror... This is what I saw. The evil creature then fled the scene, hauling a banjo case and a cowboy hat. I'll never forget that naked writhing body, lurking in my swimming pool.

I will never be the same.


I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving.

...the horror, the horror...

who let that guy in the kids pool?

He just came from outta nowhere. Here tell he pee'd in there, too. Twice. Actually, the whole festival was a huge success and a ton of fun. We're already planning our next festival. This was just one of the more ridiculous photos we had. I'll be posting all of them on www.ifthousands.com in a couple days. Check 'em out when you can.

When did Dave Attell come to town?

be sure to check your filter after that incident.

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