something smells...
like sour milk at duluth's st. mary's hospital.
sure it might LOOK like a newborn, but as you can see in these photos, the baby i was given at st. mary's was clearly stamped 'may 07', which means that they gave me an EXPIRED baby.
don't let it happen to you.-if you go to st. mary's for a baby, check the expiration date immediately.
Posted by
greyophelia on December 11, 2007 06:50 PM | Permalink
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Expired baby or not, congratulations! :)
Posted by: tamara | December 11, 2007 08:32 PM
huzzah! welcome to the club.
we'll be picking up another baby in feb., so i'll be watching the nurses very carefully, in case they try to pull a fast one on us.
nice work, btw.
Posted by: zra. | December 11, 2007 09:09 PM
do you know where that head has been?
Posted by: jed | December 12, 2007 12:15 PM
Those socks are awesome! Congrats..
Posted by: Beret | December 12, 2007 01:11 PM
That's the funniest post ever, after having a baby.
I love the hand, showing the scale of how tiny the newbie is.
Posted by: Girl From the North Country | December 12, 2007 01:58 PM
Corgrats, D&J! Does this make me like a step-uncle-in-law or something?
Posted by: -Berv | December 12, 2007 05:09 PM
Tiny, yes. Smaller than a vagina...? Glad I'm a fella. Congrats and hats off to all you mothers out there.
Posted by: mayday | December 12, 2007 05:20 PM
yes berv, i believe it does. so we will be expecting you to babysit. fyi- he poops about every 2-3 hours.
Posted by: dawn | December 12, 2007 05:50 PM
...much like myself. What?!
Posted by: -Berv | December 12, 2007 05:59 PM
I AM PISSED! I had my daughter at St. Mary's/SMDC 10 years ago and my kid DID NOT get a souvenir t-shirt! First, I don't get a cross on the wall in my room, when everyone else on the floor had one in their rooms. Then some man claiming to be a priest, kept knocking on my door, wanting to give me last rites. No one would feed me. People kept asking me if I'd pooped. And, despite all that, I never get a stinkin' t-shirt. Life is so unfair.
Posted by: Claire | December 12, 2007 09:41 PM
CONGRATS! I agree that this is the funniest baby announcement I have ever read.
Posted by: purple | December 14, 2007 11:47 AM