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Lets share salsa recipes!

Berry Salsa (also known by my friends as the most expensive salsa in the world):


1 Jalapeno (or Serrano....or pepper of choice)
1/2 minced red onion
2 scallions chopped (optional because I don't like cutting them)
1 tomato chopped up good
1 small yellow bell pepper (seeded and minced)
3-4 tablespoons of chopped cilantro
1/4 teaspoon o' salt
1 tablespoon of raspberry (or fav.) vinegar
1 tablespoon of O.J.
1 teaspoon of honey
1 tablespoon of olive oil

1 1/2 cups strawberries (hulled)
1 1/2 cups of blueberries or blackberries (or both!)
1 cup of rasberries

basically chop and mix. wet ingredients and dry ingredients blah blah blah. Its tasty in many variations...enjoy!


Watermelon Fire

3 cup chopped watermelon
½ cup green bell peppers, chopped
2 tablespoon lime juice
1 tablespoon chopped cilantro
1 tablespoon chopped green onion
1 tablespoon jalapeño peppers, chopped, use up to 2 tablespoon chopped jalapenos, depending on taste
½ teaspoon garlic salt

Combine all ingredients. Cover and refrigerate 1 hour. Serve on sliced oranges or cheese-filled manicotti. Or, top 1 cup sour cream with 1 cup salsa and serve with chips.

Tire Fire:

1 gallon gasoline
a heap of old tires
1 book of matches

combine gasoline and tires by pouring the liquid as liberally as possible over a good portion of the pile.

ignite mixture by striking one or more matches and sprinkling them onto the mixture.

stand back and smile.

Oklahoma federal prison salsa

Six medium tomatoes
4 cloves of garlic
10 jalapeño peppers
8 dried red chili peppers
1 11oz can chipotle peppers
1 cup of cilantro
2 medium white onions
1 green bell pepper

5 tbs cumin
3 tbs chili powder
2 tsp salt
2 tbs sugar
4 Tbs Lime juice

Wash everything and chop until it is desired texture using an old-fashioned knife and cutting board.
Mix all everything well and then stir in dry seasonings and lime juice.
Adapted from recipe used in Oklahoma federal prison (original recipe was for 3 gallons)

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