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Nobody tells this wookiee what to do!

27711443.jpgSay it isn't so, Chewie!

Chewbacca was arrested this weekend in Los Angeles for headbutting Brian Sapir, a tour guide, after Sapir tried to get him to stop harrassing Japanese tourists. The enraged wookiee was heard to exclaim, "Nobody tells this wookiee what to do!"

Superman, nearby, witnessed the whole exchange, and used his superpowers to call the Jimmy Kimmel Show so they could get footage of it.

Captain Jack Sparrow was not surprised by the wookiee's behavior. "Things like this happen around Chewbacca all the time. I saw him in a fight with a music vendor. They knocked over a baby stroller," Sparrow said.

Comments

"Not asking for a handout, just a hand!?"

Spiderman isn't known to pull your arm out of its socket when you don't tip.


Wow, all this time I've been misspelling "wookiee".


I hope the Ewok he hired as his lawyer can build a solid defense.


"Nobody tells this wookiee what to do!"

Rock fucking on.


ditto...


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