Hilltoppers!? I am so starting a fucking gang right now. It will be the baddest gang in Duluth. We'll all have knives and clubs and chains; flashy colors and signs and dancing and even songs to sings.

Fightin' over a little piece of street ain't so important you say? Well, when you're a Hilltopper, you're a top cat in town; you're a gold medal kid with the heavyweight crown. We just need Tony. He's got a rep that's bigger than the whole West End... he always came through for us and he always will.

This is going to be so exciting. I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gay!

Hey! I was a Hilltopper! In fact, I was a basketball cheerleader (gasp)... briefly. And yes, there was a "Tony" on the team. And our mascot was not a cat; it was a bear. Usually represented by a teddy bear. We were sooo intimidating!

you know...the jack off who draws this strip probably makes more money than any of us. he does have an eye for teenage boy-ass, though.

hey a reason to finally mention The Comics Curmudgeon