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Half Glassed

JUAN WILLIAMS: Well, another question about Vice President Cheney – he said last week that – here I'm quoting – "we've encountered enormous successes and we continue to have enormous successes in Iraq." Two weeks ago you said, quote, "there hadn't been enough success in Iraq." So it sounds like there's a conflicting message there.

PRESIDENT BUSH: Oh, I don't think so. I think that the vice president is a person reflecting a half-glass-full mentality...



I know that a comment like the following would eliminate the chance of future interviews with Georgie or Dick, but I just wish some journalist would say, on camera, "Mr. President (or Mr. Vice President), you are clearly delusional."

I would pay cash money to hear a big media (even npr) reporter ask Snow, Cheney or Bush. "Why, exactly, should we believe what you are saying?"

Of course they wouldn't answer, but just the asking would be awesome.

I find it very hard to believe that out President would say something as idiotic as "half-glass full". Goddamn you liberal media! I just don't understand why everyone continues to misunderestimate this fine president.

I heard he tried to run over a group of reporters with a huge ass bulldozer today.

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