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Could you reply why your meat is so short? ;-)

That would be my favorite subject line of all the penis enlargement spam I've recieved.

I wonder how a guy who thinks his penis is small might reply.

"Well, I was born with a small penis. I thought it was normal at the time, but it just didn't get any bigger. Then, there was the incident in shop class ..."


My all-time favorite is "Increase your dick weight!" Weight?

Favorite/scariest: "Knock down walls with your dick!"
Um, unless we're talking balsa wood, or some asian paper walls, any wall-smashing dick isn't coming anywhere near me!

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