I'd like to destroy starfire
Wow. Now this is weird I want to destroy both Starfire and starwars. What am I saying.
Administration Researches Laser Weapon
"The White House wants us to do space defense," said a senior Pentagon official who oversees many space programs, including the laser effort. "We need that ability to protect our assets" in orbit.
Does this look familiar?
What I want to know: Starfire are you a "weapon-class beam director." ?
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Maybe once they're perfected this "laser" of theirs, they can get to work on the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism and the sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads.
Posted by: Mary | September 29, 2006 12:23 PM
I think you're referring to China's firing of high-power lasers at U.S. spy satellites
Posted by: adam | September 29, 2006 01:01 PM
knowing our government they probably fired the lasers at our own satellites.
darn those covert cia agents, I mean terrorists.
Posted by: mevdev | September 29, 2006 02:11 PM
I think I saw Starfire and V-Nick pick up a couple of high-powered lasers at a rummage sale last weekend. They're probably being mounted to the A-frame as we speak.
Posted by: B Cookie | September 29, 2006 05:04 PM
I wouldn't be surprised. Those guys are diabolical.
Posted by: cathyp | September 30, 2006 11:44 AM
tam and I drove past the gayframe this afternoon on our way to hawk ridge with the grandmas...unfortunately I can't confirm that there was any questionable laser buliding activites as yet. However, their propensity for keeping their diabolical proclivities on the DL is quite well known.
Though I did hear that Starfire only wants to persue laser technology for peaceful and civilian purposes.
Perhaps we should convene a session with the East Hillside Federation Security Council to asess the situation and offer suggestions for a peacable resolution to the situation with our neighbors a block or two up the hill. As one who lives a mere block and a half away, I for one am concerned as to the goings on of this duo.
Posted by: in.dog.neato | October 1, 2006 07:28 PM