just be glad they didn't use "yer".
As to why? well if you are a big truck owning poser, why the hell not add a touch of additional offensiveness? Just kind of acts as a social cue. I mean I know of pleanty of people who own trucks, and do so for legit reasons and so am not immediatly down on big truck owners, but truck nutz is just the way of saying to the world Hey! I'm an asshole look at me!" All the better to avoid you my dear.
At first I wanted to group them in with other juvenile and low-grade humor, like whoopie cushions, but then I realized that whoopie cushions are actually kind of funny, while these are just stupid. Edgewood's probably right.
I say we chip in and buy some for in.dog. He can wear 'em around his neck, Flavor Flav style, at Geek Prom.
we had a bunch of little (really little) rubber penis straw tops from a bachelorette (sp?) party sitting around our house, I almost epoxied one to the big ass truck's scrotum that used to park next to me almost every day. But, I am wussy and never did it... would have been funny to see the reaction tho.
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"Sure, you have a nice truck, you may have the 20 inch rims, low profile tires, but your nothing without your Truck Nutz."
I suppose it makes it more authentic that they don't use "you're."
Posted by: ironic1 | August 7, 2006 11:21 PM
just be glad they didn't use "yer".
As to why? well if you are a big truck owning poser, why the hell not add a touch of additional offensiveness? Just kind of acts as a social cue. I mean I know of pleanty of people who own trucks, and do so for legit reasons and so am not immediatly down on big truck owners, but truck nutz is just the way of saying to the world Hey! I'm an asshole look at me!" All the better to avoid you my dear.
Posted by: edgeways | August 7, 2006 11:26 PM
these would look great on my neutered dachshund.
Posted by: PJ | August 8, 2006 01:38 AM
At first I wanted to group them in with other juvenile and low-grade humor, like whoopie cushions, but then I realized that whoopie cushions are actually kind of funny, while these are just stupid. Edgewood's probably right.
I say we chip in and buy some for in.dog. He can wear 'em around his neck, Flavor Flav style, at Geek Prom.
"Flesh" is probably the best color.
Posted by: Barrett | August 8, 2006 03:32 AM
well...they say big truck driving posers are compensating for a lack of manhood...
Posted by: in.dog.neato | August 8, 2006 06:09 AM
..who do you big truck haters call when you need to move ?
Posted by: thedoogla | August 8, 2006 07:41 AM
Hey Da Doogla! You wanna help us move today?
Posted by: starfire | August 8, 2006 08:05 AM
i want the chrome plated set
Posted by: c-freak | August 8, 2006 08:58 AM
Why aren't there any purple balls?
Posted by: Purple | August 8, 2006 09:22 AM
overcompensation - (psychiatry) an attempt to overcome a real or imagined defect or unwanted trait by overly exaggerating its opposite
Posted by: eclectic_poly_pair | August 8, 2006 09:37 AM
The company that sells these also sells bumper stickers that read "Big Truck, Little Willy." So it seems like it's self-aware overcompensation.
Posted by: Barrett | August 8, 2006 02:06 PM
I bet you the blue balls are a big seller...
Posted by: ironic1 | August 8, 2006 05:57 PM
we had a bunch of little (really little) rubber penis straw tops from a bachelorette (sp?) party sitting around our house, I almost epoxied one to the big ass truck's scrotum that used to park next to me almost every day. But, I am wussy and never did it... would have been funny to see the reaction tho.
Posted by: ian | August 8, 2006 09:53 PM
Sorry Scotty, still in South Carolina for a few weeks, Have you licked all your new door knobs yet? very important
Posted by: thedoogla | August 10, 2006 09:08 AM