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Motherfuckin' Snakes on a Motherfuckin' Ore Boat


As I'm sure you all know, the best new movie of the summer, Snakes on a Plane, is coming out on Friday. If you're as excited about this as I am, come on down to Quinlan's on Friday around 8pm so we can get good and liquored up before the show. Also, I think we should all bring some rubber snakes with us to launch onto the other movie goers at a predetermined moment. If anybody wants to dress up as a snake or a plane or Samuel L. Jackson, that would be amazing. See all you motherfuckers there.


Motherfuckin' Snakes in my motherfuckin' Boggle game.

wait. i thought this film looked like a giant, steaming turd. is there a different "snakes on a plane" i should know about that doesn't look like a giant, steaming turd?

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

I had forgotten SLJ was in Jurassic Park. When I saw him I had to lean over and say, "Motherfuckin' Dinosaurs on a Motherfuckin' Island."

I don't care if the motherfuckin movie is bad...it's Samuel L. Motherfuckin Jackson!

What else do you need? A motherfuckin invitation?

Some things are so bad they are good and some things are so bad they're just bad. Either way, I can't wait.

It not just that it's bad, it's mutherfuckin' bad. I leather-strappin', cow-pokin', 30,000 feet of no-reason-to-commit-this-to-film-bad!

But between all the suggestions made by fans (and TAKEN!), it may be the first ever true fan-film made by a professional company.

I like to think of it as a vastly democratic choose-your-own-adventure movie.

Motherfuckin' democratic.

I wish it had more phobias in it...."Snakes on a Plane, spiders in the overhead storage, and you giving the 'what to do in an emergency' speech to the plane filled with aggrevated strangers"

I hope by the end of the movie everyone but Samuel L. Jackson gets killed off and he has to land the plane.

...with his snake.

Snakes on a sandwich
Squids in a laundromat
Lizards on a card table
Moose on a tricycle

Snakes on a crying jag
Snakes on a drinking binge
Snakes on Barbara Walters

snake on a rope...hangin in your shower...

snake in a cake.
snake in you parking spot
snakes in your socks

"AK-47 - The very best there is. When you absolutely positively gotta kill every motherfuckin' snake on the plane - Accept no substitutes."

Snakes on a telephone
Snakes on medication
Snakes in a tube
Snakes on a plain

Check out "Blanks on a Blank" filmmaking challenge: http://www.originalalamo.com/sites/2blanks/default.aspx

Snakes on time: movie's at 9:20pm

Good motherfuckin' choice motherfucker!

It's MY beer!

How the motherfuckin'was it?

Wait for it to come out on motherfuckin' DVD.

Thank God it's almost over.


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