Sexual favors
Why the hell do they call them 'sexual favors?' Would you ever walk up to someone and ask, "Excuse me, but would you do me a sexual favor?" You might as well drop the last three words and just ask, "Excuse me, but would you do me?"
And would you ever accept a sexual favor from Flavor Flav? I'd like to go up to him someday and ask, "What's your favorite flavor, Flavor Flav?" Say that 5 times fast! Now do it in a Groucho Marx voice. Now stop.
Posted by
-Berv on March 2, 2006 09:14 PM | Permalink
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Oh how I chortle!
Posted by: ironic1 | March 2, 2006 11:40 PM
guffaw!
I believe the correct answer is "Any sexual fava is Flava Flav's fave..."
say THAT 5 times fast!
Posted by: in.dog.neato | March 3, 2006 06:59 AM
get up and ge get down, 911 is a joke in your town.
Yuck
Posted by: Angel | March 3, 2006 11:22 AM
Took, wook, jook, fook--you can put that in your don't-know-what-you-said-book.
Posted by: adam | March 3, 2006 12:51 PM
sweet lord. flavor flav is foul and out of control. though i will admit that i admire his lifestyle as portrayed on tv: smokin' pot, drinkin' booze in a limo while hot girls to whom he's given suggestive nicknames do his bidding.
Posted by: maria | March 3, 2006 01:04 PM
i was just thinking the other day, maria's is alot like flava flav.
Posted by: c-freak | March 3, 2006 03:15 PM
and the answer is yes, i would walk up to someone and ask "excuse me but would you do me a sexual favor?" so i'm waiting....
Posted by: c-freak | March 3, 2006 03:18 PM
Also, a "favor" implies that only one person benefits from the deal. I hope that usually isn't the case.
And, for example, newspapers always state things like, "The Mayor of Superior paid a prostitute in exchange for sexual favors."
I have two problems with this: 1) I haven't been elected Mayor yet so get your facts straight, and 2) If you have to pay for a favor, it really isn't a favor, now is it?!
Posted by: -Berv | March 4, 2006 05:36 PM
Is it tax deductable, then?
Posted by: adam | March 5, 2006 05:05 PM
Berv, you crack me up. Why isn't Pat Kelly responding to this post.
Posted by: Purple | March 8, 2006 05:02 PM