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Can't we all just get along just a little bit better?

Why can't we be more like the chimps?!



You mean, why can't we be more like the bonobos.

Why was that a .doc?

Was it completely made up. I mean, I have bonobo probably every week, but c'mon most other people I know only eat them once a month.

It's a real article - more here: 'Hippie Chimps' Fast Disappearing in Congo

I made it a .doc because you have to scroll a ways down to the bottom:


Bad Cat's link is better.

Anyways, with enemies like that, who needs freinds?!

This is so weird!

I, too, prize the gentle hippies that resolve their squabbles through genital handshakes and sensual body rubs for their tasty meat.

Hee Hee Hee!

Monkeys make me laugh!
It's especially funny when they throw their own poop.
Seriously, the world would be a much better place if humans only threw their poop at eachother the way monkeys do.

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