Your Next Governor
Running for Governor of Minnesota in 2006: Johnathan "The Impaler" Sharkey, a "Satanic Dark Priest, Sanguinarian Vampyre and a Hecate Witch."
According to his website, Johnathan is adamantly against the war in Iraq, harsh about drugs and DWIs, and believes in holding judges and prosecutors criminally liable for wrongful imprisonments. He will fight for same-sex marriages, tax relief for farmers, and better veterans' benefits. He promises to impale terrorists in front of the State Capitol.
He also plans to run for president in the next election. His wife will be his running mate, and if elected, she will be referred to as the "Queen of America."
Johnathan "The Impaler" Sharkey.
His friends call him Rocky.
Comments
Even better than a pink boa!
http://www.jonathonforgovernor.us/images/Jonathon_Swords_A.jpg
Posted by: Bad Cat! | January 19, 2006 03:10 PM
Here's another candidate:
http://www.mnspeak.com/mnspeak/archive/post-1284.cfm
Posted by: Bob from ALAMN | January 19, 2006 03:16 PM
seems like a real nice fella.
Posted by: budb | January 19, 2006 04:05 PM
At last ! Proof that satanists control
M.A.D.D.
Posted by: don | January 19, 2006 05:59 PM