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To: All Staff

From: Legal Dept.

Re: Staff Holiday Party

As per to recent changes in sexual harassment policies reflecting more politically correct speech, the traditional non-denominational Winter holiday greeting of "Ho, Ho, Ho," has been changed to "Lady of the Evening, Lady of the Evening, Lady of the Evening."

Thank you!

Wishing you a joyous non-denominational Winter holiday,

The Legal Department


go look on your desk.

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