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May 28, 2008

Science has finally gone to far!

I've tried to stay out of the whole zombie mess up to this point. I'm mildly ruffled at the thought of having people I dont even really know tell me that now they've eaten my soul with some kind of web app like "ur my zombie" on facebook. But now, the possibility of resurrecting undead vikings has caused me to take a more serious look at potential zombie attack. I know this has been discussed here at length but it didn't involve real, actual zombie vikings. Morning star practice thursday nights at Leif Erickson park anyone? I'm just super thankful PDD has a primary category for zombies. Yes, I did a google image search for "zombie viking" and got the above pic from this site

May 01, 2008

National Day of Prayer

He died for your sins, now he's back for your brains.

Lake & First

"Hi. Would you like this bottle of water?"
"Sure!"
"Ok. Today is the National Day of Prayer. Is there anything you would like us to pray for?"
"Pray for the zombies to come."
"Ugh...."


April 15, 2008

I am a zombie.

A few weeks ago, we talked a lot about surviving the Zombiepocolypse. Now, find out if you could TRULY survive!



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March 03, 2008

Surviving the Zombiepocolypse

King Zombie SlayerI thought that I had my survival kit all figured out for the day that the dead rise and attack, but tonight I had a revelation on the subject. Until now I figured the smallest caliber pistol that can penetrate a human skull, with a katana as a back up for when the bullets run out would be an ideal anti-zombie arsenal. Then I realized something. In pretty much every role playing game worth a damn, some sort of attack bonus is granted against the undead when using a blunt weapon. There has to be a good reason behind that. So, forget the swords, and get yourself a nice mace. They're smaller, more agile, and don't lose their edge. If they were good enough to pound through plate mail 700 years ago, they'll be good enough to pound through a zombie's skull in the upcoming years.

This is my loving tip to you to help survive the impending invasion.