Hint: it’s somewhere near Canal Park

I’m guessing this will be an easy one. But seriously, this many of you can’t make that turn?! I must not suck enough at driving.

“I was hoping to get the “A” down before some smart-ass came by and took a picture.”

“Well, you win some and you lose some.”

“I suppose this will be all over the internet tonight.”

“Yep, www.perfectduluthday.com!”

Discuss.

I don’t get it. Is the billboard telling me I need fun in Hulk/Caveman language? Does Roper’s need fun people to facilitate a positive atmosphere and therefore generate more customers? Does the billboard proclaim that people in general need to have fun in their lives? Is there really someone (like Mr. Norman Fell in Three’s Company) named Roper? Or does the place belong to all people who rope things, in which case the apostrophe is misplaced? This is what I’m asking you.

(In a small warehouse with a storage loft above, events happening in a slow-motion dream-like state)

Matt: (voiceover, thinking aloud) “As I did every afternoon, I was checking-in the days’ shipment we received from the wholesaler. I heard a rustle directly above me. I looked up into the bright fluorescent rafter lights, and a squeaky female voice cried out: ‘Hi, Matt!’ It was too late. Already in mid-air was Bonnie, my 300-pound stalker. She was falling toward me: prone, arms and legs outstretched, naked, and peeing. Splash. Darkness.”

Act 3: Scene 5

(on the homestead)

 Paw:  Son, go gets me one of them there keepin’ fixtures from out yonder.

 Son:  Out yonder?  I done thought ya telled me to puts the keepin’ fixtures ‘round back, Paw!

 Paw:  ‘Round back?  Well now what in tarnation ya been done haulin’ out yonder?

 Son:  I done hauled yer shootin’ fixtures out yonder.

 Paw:  Well shee-oot, looks like ya done mixered up my shootin’ fixtures with my keepin’ fixtures!  I reckon I’m a-gonna hafta thinks on this here ponderance…

(Paw pauses)

(then pauses some more)

(Son sees Paw pausing and pauses his own self – which gives pause to Paw)

 Son, go gets me my shootin’ gun.

Problems with burning, itching, vegetables?

Vegesil stops Vegetable Itch.

Oh it says clocks.  Nevermind.

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There was no debris resulting from the accident.

native Superiorite and former DJ/Director for KUMD’s RPM show is confined to her hospital bed in Chicago for quite awhile. I’d like to organize a care package from the Northland for Laurie.   She is pretty well stocked on magazines and books right now.   I’m thinking crosswords, sodukus, hand held Yahtzee, those fun books with the invisible yellow magic markers, whatever.  Music is fun, anything to brighten her room, stuff for Canyon (baby name).  Even just mail is entertaining!  Anything to break up the monotony would be appreciated.

If any of you have suggestions please let me know here or at, (igmossberger at hotmail dot com).  I can setup a time and place for a drop-off.  Laurie, if there’s anything you’d like, don’t be shy please let us know.  God Bless.