Herzog, Justin, Rock-Clown-Creator, et al:  First of all, Diamond Dave has cool bumblebee spandex pants on, not tacky blaze green cock show off pants.  Second of all, DLR is clearly performing the Microphone-Stripper-Pole moves, not the cocaine-ski-moves that you so slanderously assert.

These are the subtle differences that kept DLR from becoming a caricature. That is, until the "Ice Cream Man" unfortunate video incident.