Beelzebub, the king raccoon in my neighborhood, was teaching his kids how to tip over trash cans and scatter garbage all over the street this week. They knocked over my trash can and gnawed on the bungee cords holding it closed, but weren't able to get it open, so they threw a brick through my window in retaliation. When I came running outside, one of the little ones was striking matches and holding them to the corner of the house.

They may look cute, but they're evil.