24-year-old receives sage counsel from venerable 27-year-old
DULUTH, MN—Generously bestowing the kind of wisdom that only comes with age, worldly and venerable 27-year-old Matthew Owen took the time last night to offer his enlightened counsel to 24-year-old family friend Dennis Paige.
Other Onion stories with Duluth datelines:
- National News Highlights (2010)
- Boy finds own real-life E.T. (2009)
- National News Highlights (2006)
… and there are probably some we missed.