This is sooooo unfair.  I live just a few blocks from Holy Rosary Church.  I knew this one.  I!  Knew! This! One!

But I was way too sick over the last week to do anything other than lay in my Bed of Pain with a thermometer in my mouth, gesturing vaguely at the iPad screen, while my so-called Best Dog Friend sat there on my bed and stared at me.  And stared.  And stared.  In order "to remind me" that we hadn't had our morning/evening walkies yet.

I really could have been a contenda, is all I'm saying.