Well, if you guys can afford television commercials, then certainly you can afford/should bid on and purchase/ this beautiful building for your PDD--East headquarters. You could build secret tunnels to all the brewpubs. The building/tunnels would also come in handy if the Duluth Zombie Apolcalypse becomes an ongoing concern, as it was last year. And you never know when the DPD--LPOE-Crime-Fighting-Strategy is going to branch citywide, so….
Well, if you guys can afford television commercials, then certainly you can afford/should bid on and purchase/ this beautiful building for your PDD--East headquarters. You could build secret tunnels to all the brewpubs. The building/tunnels would also come in handy if the Duluth Zombie Apolcalypse becomes an ongoing concern, as it was last year. And you never know when the DPD--LPOE-Crime-Fighting-Strategy is going to branch citywide, so….
PDD is already committed to too much downtown real estate with our new headquarters set for construction. Remember?
All those rumors about Maurices are totally unfounded.
Oh yes! With the King Kong/Fay Wray statue set to hang off the side of the building! How could I have forgotten that!
That will be so great.
I have two great ideas for this building.
1. The NEW Last Place on Earth branch (more convenient to the public toilets, plus new soft grass to pass out/puke in).
2. I could buy it, move into it, surround it with razor wire, and spend the rest of my days lobbing obscenities at tourists.
The problem with option two is that I could actually become a tourist attraction and die from irony.
Oh, well. I don’t have that kind of cash anyway.
And the winners of the Endion Station bidding are … Tim Nelson and Rod Raymond. They had the top bid of $300,000. Congratulations, guys.
Congratulations, Rod and Tim.
Please this time can it be something other than pub food?