Way back in the distant 90s the aquarium had a dude(tte) known as the "Sturgeon General."  That could be the best thing that came out of that place.  And no, that's not necessarily a knock on the Aquarium, the character was just that awesome.  I'd like to see those kids smashing windows with a living breathing 6 foot tall Sturgeon (wo)man on their tails.

+1 to Fitz for using both zebra mussels and  inexorable on a blog post about criminals and fake superheroes.  Well played.